The Gay Bar Pen


Let this pen do the talking for you. The Gay Bar is written in big letters. Around the shaft of the pen reads:

HELLO. I'm kind of the shy type, and this is really embarrassing for me. Would it be too forward to invite you over for a “get acquainted” cocktail? It would be nice talking to you, and discussing things in general…and then we could f*ck!

Make sure to grab enough to give away.